Could someone please tell me...

... why Americans misspell things on purpose and think they are cool/funny for doing it?
... if (and why!) there is Anyone that actually likes to be called "hot mami"?
... why white boys turn me off (with the exception of Daniel Johns as he used to be)?
... why some people spend their entire lives doing absolutely shit all and pretending to be content just because they are lazy and scared?
... why no Beijing restaurant can make a decent 宫爆鸡丁?
... if my eyes are always going to be tiny (is there nothing that can be done!)?
... why I didn't take RK's phone number?
... how to get a permanent visa without getting married?
... why some pretend to be Nice when they're not?
... WHY KOREANS DONT LIKE UGLY FAT GIRLS THAT CANT COOK?
... how to be Generous when others are not?
... why some just sit on their arses and complain when nothing gets done?

There. I'm all ears.