Tracy helped me with a list on how to get an Asian boy to stay with you:
1. do not have sex with him (... admittedly, I don't quite understand this rule)
2. do not eat (one needs to be skinny. It's understandable, I suppose)
3. don't tell him you like him (where is the logic, here?)
I feel fucked in advance, and not in the good way. But the sun is smiling at me - it's not so grey today and I have bought some things to eat. I'm going to sit out on the balcony and smile back at the skies. I love my new home. I love Beijing.
... To be fair, I could add to the list, but let's not get embarrassed.
Chinese of the day:
"我快发疯了！"
"I am going insane!"
1 comment:
jag förstår inte heller hur punkterna på listan ska hjälpa en tjej att få NÅGON kille att stanna! listan går emot allt jag sa i morse. haha. jag antar att jag får eat my words... well, vi är inte asiater, så det är väl bara att lita på att hon vet vad hon gör. :p att sexstrejka skulle dock bara få MIG att bli galen. how's that any good?! jag skulle tappa fokus!
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